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2019
Warrington Museum & Art Gallery
Warrington Contemporary Arts Festival

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Katie Tomlinson
Artist
Manchester, UK
www.katietomlinson.co.uk
@kt_tomlinson

Title: ‘Give us a Kiss’

I work every Friday, in a bar that’s minimum pay, and in this bar, I met a funny little man, wearing a funny little coat, who asked me a funny little question. To my dismay, the question was, “Go-an, give us a kiss.” He then grabbed my hand and spun me around. So, I kicked him in the prostate gland. He didn’t look like David Beckham, nor model for Calvin Klein. Instead, he had a receding hairline and smelt like cheap wine. I asked him to leave, I said no! Oh, funny little man, you need to go.
Tuesday Oct 5 2021